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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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Ranging from his absurdist side (Message from a Cockroach; TV News: The Death of Humpty Dumpty; Tips for Serial Killers) to his unerring ear for American speech (Politician Talk; Societal Cliches; 13 Sections of Euphemisms) to his unsparing views on America and its values (War, God, Stuff Like That; Zero Tolerance; Tired of the Handi-crap), Carlin's legendary irreverence and iconoclasm are on full display as he vainly scours the American landscape for signs of intelligence.
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Critic Reviews
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"There's no better way to enjoy one of Carlin's books than to hear him read it himself....Carlin has his comic timing down pat. His energetic reading is punctuated by conversational bits and enhanced by his deft vocal variation, making listeners feel as if they've got a front-row seat at one of his comedy shows." (Publishers Weekly)
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- Anthony Carl Garcia
- 05-10-2020
Rolled the dice and lost out
This is basically George Carlins stand-up transcribed in to book form and it just doesn't work. Not even with Carlin himself narrating. It's choppy, doesn't really have any direction and isn't very funny.
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- Graeme
- 22-04-2015
nah
a master of comedy but a disappointing book. moments of genius amid a torrent of random thoughts and ranting. I wanted to return it but hadn't figured out how. sorry georget
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