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- Narrated by: Joan Rivers
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Winner of the 2015 Grammy for Best Spoken Word Album
Following up the phenomenal success of her headline-making New York Times bestseller I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me, the unstoppable Joan Rivers is at it again. When her daughter Melissa gives her a diary for Christmas, at first Joan is horrified - who the hell does Melissa think she is? That fat pig, Bridget Jones? But as Joan, being both beautiful and introspective, begins to record her day-to-day musings, she realizes she has a lot to say. About everything. And everyone, God help them.
The result? A no-holds-barred, delightfully vicious and always hilarious look at the everyday life of the ultimate diva. Follow Joan on a family vacation in Mexico and on trips between New York and Los Angeles where she mingles with the stars, never missing a beat as she delivers blistering critiques on current events, and excoriating insights about life, pop culture, and celebrities (from A to D list), all in her relentlessly funny signature style.
This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and that whiner Sylvia Plath. For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that’s actually worth reading.
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"[A] visciously hilarious memoir." (Time Out New York)
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- Anonymous User
- 18-02-2019
So funny
This is the funniest audiobook I’ve heard. I was laughing out loud so many times. Make sure you listen with headphones not on a speaker, because some of the things Joan says.....
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- Anonymous User
- 11-09-2022
Deliciously irreverent and non-PC!
I admire someone who doesn't give a crap about what she says and who she offends!
it's pretty bad and appeals to my sick soh, but even I cringed a little. at times.
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