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Beware the Ninja Weenies

By: David Lubar
Narrated by: Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
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Publisher's Summary

Welcome to the Weenie Zone!

Acclaimed author David Lubar is back with Beware the Ninja Weenies, his sixth collection of Warped and Creepy Tales, a series of spooky stories for young listeners

Stranded aliens seek out Earth's most intelligent species. (Hint: It's not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of "spatial displacement." Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back. 

Here are 33 hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Listen to these stories. If you dare!

©2012 David Lubar (P)2020 Recorded Books

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