Stephie Smalls is joined by Producer Ryan McKee for a fully loaded episode of Ask Smalls Anything—and this one truly lives up to the name.

The episode starts with classic chaos: bad beats, Michigan fans ruining a bar, and a surprisingly heated debate about bachelor and bachelorette parties (spoiler: 25 people should be illegal). From there, it turns into a masterclass on wedding speeches—why most are terrible, and how confidence alone can carry you to greatness.

Then come the rants.

Ryan defends the Irish goodbye as a necessary adult skill, while Stephie unloads after a brutal weekend dealing with internet trolls. What starts as sports trash talk turns into something way more personal, sparking a real conversation about the difference between competitive banter and straight-up toxic behavior.

From there, the show shifts into full “anything” mode with listener questions covering everything from NBA playoff predictions to relationship advice that quickly goes off the rails. There’s debate, absurd honesty, and a reminder that most people are just guessing their way through life—including gamblers.

Somewhere along the way, the crew declares 2026 is giving strong 2016 energy, debates whether whiskey is “for the boys,” and ends on an all-time bizarre tangent involving eyelashes, styes, and possible witchcraft.

It’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and exactly what happens when you let listeners ask literally anything.

0:00 Intro
0:48 Tech issues
1:47 Weekend recap
2:21 Arizona loss
3:32 Bachelorette talk
4:28 Bachelor party rules
5:45 Wedding invite rules
7:17 Wedding speeches
8:30 Speech idea
9:17 Irish goodbye rant
12:22 Internet trolls rant
18:24 Whiskey question
21:20 Lakers question
22:31 2016 is back
23:54 Cheese question
25:52 Superhero duo question
28:14 Sports almanac question
32:22 Turn wife on
41:06 French onion soup
43:50 Moon question
46:05 Attractive athlete question
48:51 Ryan tattoo
50:19 Masters plug
51:19 Eye doctor hex
52:52 Outro

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