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Quick, Hide the Body!

A Paranormal Comedy

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Quick, Hide the Body!

By: P.D. Williams
Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant, Paul J. McSorley, Drew Blood, P.D. Williams
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Another brilliant combination of horror and comedy by author P.D. Williams. This story, with its dark humor, reveals why so many international podcasts and horror fiction publishers showcase his work to his fans.

Andy, Cole, and Jack are close friends. While Andy and Cole are responsible, Jack’s mishaps force his friends to clean up his messes. This time, on a whim, Jack visits a mysterious psychic named Madam Zoosa. The routine reading is harmless fun until she unexpectedly foretells her own demise. She further shocks Jack when she names him as her killer. His luck worsens when the ominous prediction plays out in a series of horrific and hilarious ways that are beyond his control. Alone and desperate, he fears others will wrongly blame him for the victim’s accidental death.

The half-witted man/child calls Cole and Andy, begging them to rescue him from his idiotic actions again. When they arrive, they devise a plan to hide the mangled body and leave before anyone sees them. However, a new and more troubling problem arises when the corpse is not where Jack last saw it. Cackles and phantom footsteps echo through the creepy old house, filling the men with dread. A terrifying game of cat and mouse ensues as the trio of fools fight to save themselves from the undead ghoul who's trapped them inside her house. Will the friends have enough intelligence between them to escape from their paranormal prison?

©2025 Patrick Williams (P)2026 Patrick Williams
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