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CJ Khaled, Prosthetic Stats & Reverse Exorcisms

Welcome to another episode of Pour Choices, where the IQ drops faster than Chris’s Amazon delivery success rate. We kick things off with a very adult discussion about drunken pants-peeing (spoiler: it’s happened), then dive headfirst into the theology of Chris’s fake conversion to Islam — shoutout to our boy CJ Khaled. Meanwhile, David’s asking the real DMV questions: if you’ve got no legs, does your license still say you’re 6’2”? Science.

We spiral into chaos with Harry Potter-themed “Would You Rather,” argue over ideal bottle mouth diameters (yes, really), and debate reverse exorcisms where the demon tells the priest to get out. There's also “Total Spine” (not a Metallica cover band, just Chris’s orthopedist), Mortal Kombat gods, food state rankings, Amazon woes round 12, and a $10M Groundhog Day challenge. Plus: broken toes, NFL stats, NSFW advice no one asked for, and gravestone texts you’ll regret sending.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:10 – YOU’RE ONLY COOL IF YOU PEE YOUR PANTS
4:24 – FORGED BY SEA
7:14 – CHRIS IS CONVERTING TO MUSLIM
10:15 – UNO!
14:15 – YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE
15:59 – WHAT'S THE OPTIMAL DRINK OPENING SIZE?
17:23 – CJ KHALED
18:45 – REVERSE EXORCISM
19:44 – TOTAL SPINE & MORE
22:22 – SHEEVA
23:48 – MOVIES & TV SHOWS
28:35 – TOP 10 STATES WITH THE BEST FOOD
35:10 – HARRY POTTER WOULD YOU RATHER
42:56 – MORE AMAZON WOES
46:53 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS - ROUND 6
50:24 – THE FALL FESTIVAL THAT WASN'T
54:38 – $10,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:03:10 – ASK REDDIT - YOUR LAST TEXT IS WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR GRAVESTONE, WHAT DOES IT SAY?
1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A NSFW TIP THAT YOU WISH EVERYONE KNEW?
1:10:52 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:11:50 – OUTRO
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