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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

By: Ross Patterson
Narrated by: Ross Patterson
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Our hero, Saint James Street James, is a tall, extremely muscular 35-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a ton of children, and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights—the kinds of things men could do when men were actually men. He is the richest man in town—equal parts loved and feared by all. But when the Schläger Brothers come to town, so, too, comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him (including, but not limited to: prostitutes, his horse, money, and drugs. Oh, and his wife and children, too, sort of). God help anyone who stands in his way.

©2015 Ross Patterson (P)2015 Ross Patterson Fiction Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Marriage Comedy
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Its funny if you're into non pc humour. Silly, over-the-top fun. Definitely frat-boyesque but again it was just a fun, one time read.

Hilarious

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If you want to laugh you’re ass off and remember what being a man should be read/listen to this book. I think the audio book version is up there with the best I have ever heard! Do yourself a favour and purchase the book so Ross can feed his family you cheap bastards!

Died with laughter......169 times 😂

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Riveting, sexy and rediculous, St James St James wild west escapades will leave you swooning, heart-pounding and rock hard as his endeavours are digested by the locals of 1920s americana. #drinkinbros

F%#¥€N fantastic

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finished it yesterday (over 2 days) and I'm about to press play again! so good

laughed for 1000 years

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