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  • An Affair to Dismember

  • Matchmaker Mysteries Series, Book 1
  • By: Elise Sax
  • Narrated by: Stephanie Bentley
  • Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
  • 2.7 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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An Affair to Dismember

By: Elise Sax
Narrated by: Stephanie Bentley
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Three months has been Gladie Burger's limit when it comes to staying in one place. That's why Gladie is more than a little skeptical when her Grandma Zelda - who is more than a little psychic - recruits her into the family's matchmaking business in the quaint small town of Cannes, California. What's more, Gladie is also highly unqualified, having a terrible track record with romance. Still, Zelda is convinced that her granddaughter has her clairvoyant "gift." But when the going gets tough, Gladie wonders if this gift has a return policy.  

When Zelda's neighbor drops dead in his kitchen, Gladie is swept into his bizarre family's drama. Despite warnings from the (distractingly gorgeous) chief of police to steer clear of his investigation, Gladie is out to prove that her neighbor's death was murder. It's not too long before she's in way over her head - with the hunky police chief, a dysfunctional family full of possible killers, and yet another mysterious and handsome man, whose attentions she's unable to ignore. Gladie is clearly being pursued - either by true love or by a murderer. Who will catch her first?

©2012 Elise Sax (P)2018 Tantor

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Not my style.

Too much romance, and an absurd, unbelievable mystery in an equally unbelievable small town. Some readers would definitely enjoy it, but I don’t think I will look for any more by this author.
The story wasn’t helped by the breathy style of the narrator and her attempts at character voices. Zelda’s was particularly annoying.

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So Bad

This was so bad, so so incredibly bad! I cant believe this actually made it past the printer. I'm not sure what I disliked more. The cringe worthy sexual harassment that was supposed to be cute and flirtatious, the guy physically kicking a chick out of his car because he was going in the opposite direction or the way the author made all men in town have an IQ of 10 except of course the really hot guys. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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