Almas Attack
The Hairy Horror Hits Home: A Cryptid Comedy of Carnage and Chaos
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Almas Attack
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Narrated by:
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Tony Rao
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By:
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Frankie Fen
About this listen
A blood-soaked beast. A sarcastic gas station clerk. A small town that’s not ready for either.
Stillwater is the kind of village where nothing happens—unless you count bingo night and the occasional badger in a wheelie bin. But when a seven-foot hairy hominid known as an Almas emerges from the woods, slashing its way through chickens, influencers, and ill-prepared LARPers, things get…hairy.
Conspiracy-loving cashier Tina Lewis and disgraced cryptozoologist Dr Lyla Finch must work together to uncover the truth before the creature completes its terrifying plan—one involving bone nests, eerie rituals, and something suspiciously resembling strategy.
Packed with dark humour, creature-feature chaos, and a monster that might just be smarter than you, Almas Attack is a fast-paced horror-comedy short story perfect for fans of Shaun of the Dead, Lake Placid, and What We Do in the Shadows.
Lock your bins. Stay out of the woods. And whatever you do, don’t feed the cryptid.
©2025 Gary Chaffey (P)2025 Gary Chaffey