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Agent to the Stars

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it's quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he's going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster.

©2005 John Scalzi (P)2010 Audible, Inc.
Adventure Fantasy Fiction First Contact Humorous Science Fiction Comedy Funny Witty

Editorial reviews

Wil Wheaton, a Star Trek: The Next Generation alum, is a canny choice for narrator of this intersection of science fiction and Elmore Leonard-esque Hollywood farce. In addition to being a rather prominent footnote in sci-fi history, Wheaton’s also got a great voice — sonorous, with an inflection similar to a late-night radio DJ who’s bemusedly sharing an anecdote on air between tracks. His voice also carries a hint of that lilt peculiar to many native Angelenos, which comes in handy when he exaggerates it to Valley Girl-proportions to portray starlet Michelle Beck, former cheerleader and current box office draw.

Hollywood agent Tom Stein is the book’s hero, and when the story begins, Michelle is his most important client. That is, until Tom meets Joshua, an extraterrestrial whose alien race hires Tom and his boss, superagent Carl Lupo, to represent them. The Yherajk have decided their best hope for a peaceful first contact between their race and all of humanity is to out themselves via the movies, and they know if they want to make it in Hollywood, they need good representation.

Wheaton’s voicing of Joshua, who has traveled to Earth as the Yherajk’s representative, is another highlight. Joshua, like his kinsmen, looks like a gelatinous blob, gives off a noxious odor, and slithers around amorphously. He’s also incredibly educated when it comes to human pop culture, having logged countless hours watching sitcoms. Wheaton delivers Joshua’s line, “We look like snot. And we smell like dead fish,” in a nasally deadpan that suits a one-liner-delivering alien to a T.

Even when Scalzi veers into semi-philosophical territory — as when he explores why an alien race would choose a Hollywood debut over staging their premiere in Washington — Wheaton keeps the narration moving with his just-right character voices. Look out for the both silly and spot-on sounding Quebecois accent he uses to portray Roland Lanois, an art-house film director with a critical role in the novel, and for his Buddha-like turn as Gwedif, a Yherajk storyteller. —Maggie Frank

Critic Reviews

“Narrator Wil Wheaton animates the slapstick text with a tone that is appropriate for the story of a young Tinsel Town agent whose other clients are either equally deranged or aren't making him much money.” ( AudioFile)
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What made the experience of listening to Agent to the Stars the most enjoyable?

Wil Wheaton sets a great pace and really embodies the characters with distinct personalities - even Ralph gets a look in which is sweet.

What did you like best about this story?

The humour, had me laugh out loud on occasion and giggle quite a bit.

Which character – as performed by Wil Wheaton – was your favourite?

Hard to say, the main character is very believable but I loved Joshua and Gwedeth's humour stole the show on occasion.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Mmmm there were a few but the scenes with Tom's Grandmother and when Michelle funds the Chair position were moving.

Any additional comments?

Was sad it finished! I'm wondering if a follow up could be as good - Wil Wheaton is my favourite Narrator after Rob Dirks (Where The Hell Is Tesla? - fab book)

Adored this book and one of the best narrations!

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I really enjoyed this book. It was witty, and the narrator is a favourite. It's my kind of science fiction - relatable, fascinating & funny.

Unique & amusing story

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The narrator has done a fantastic job of bringing this unexpectedly witty book to life. I even laughed out loud a few times and that doesn’t happen often with books. Many authors try to be funny and worse, try to tell the reader when to laugh. It’s never funny. The humour in this book though is subtle and dry. Perfect.
The story itself moves along at a good pace with little not-needed filler. Good for those who read a lot and are a bit sick of the same old fluff.

Highly entertaining

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Thoroughly enjoyed this story, I searched by narrator Wil Wheaton he's one of my favs. Agent to the stars is a little gem brought to life by Wil.

what a surprise!

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Another fantastic stand-alone, funny and thought provoking story from the master John Scalzi. Supported by a fantastic narration performance by Will Wheaton (as always), this story rockets along with sass and surprises. The contemplation about how we humans would react to first contact with a race from another planet who are so fundamentally different to us is focussed through the spry lens of Scalzi's eye for the absurd. Of course Hollywood is the best vehicle for contact to occur, where else could it be?

Of course this is how first contact would work!

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A really original story, whitty and with great narration from will. I recommend it for sure

good story, nice and original, great narration:)

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On J S can combine aliens, animal love and the holocaust to make a great book.

A great combo

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Hooked me from page 1 and kept me intrigued the whole way. A great balance of comedy and emotional punch. Well written and excellently narrated.

TW: This book contains content about suicide

Fun but also packing an emotional punch

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Well read and a surprising slant on the alien meets human genre. Will brings out the best in Johns characters for me and I can’t imagine any other voice bringing them to life.

An interesting take on us and them as always.

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We had a long interstate road trip made enjoyable by listening to this book. Fun and thought provoking.

Fun listening

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