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A Potato a Day Keeps Monsters Away

By: Dmitry Dornichev, Nathan Klausner - translator
Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
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Get this: you wake up in the hospital. You're not feeling so hot—to put it mildly—and also, you're surrounded by hordes of zombies! After trying to run away, you eventually find a map of the building, but guess what? It's in French! Why? 'Cuz you're in France!

You've got nothing on you but a baseball bat, and the zombies are just one step away from biting you on your bare backside. But don't worry, there's still hope, because you've got your own personal shelter in spacetime.

©2024 Dmitry Dornichev; English translation copyright 2024 by Nathan Klausner (P)2024 Tantor

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