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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Series: Dark Ones, Book 1
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humour & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters:
- Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
- Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
- No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
- Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
- Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
©2003 Marthe Arends (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers
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- Anonymous User
- 16-06-2020
unreadable
Ridiculously idiotic characters with an incredibly stupid storyline. The "heroines" are brainless twits that don't deserve a story. I couldn't finish this book as I found it so frustrating.
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