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A Fashionably Dead Christmas

Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
Series: Hot Damned, Book 5
Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
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This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!

It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.

Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.

Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.

Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.

I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.

©2015 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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  • BigDogs
  • 05-09-2016

Ho Ho Ho

I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.

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  • Stacie
  • 08-09-2016

Great Book!!

It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!

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  • Jeff
  • 18-08-2020

Love this series

This is my favorite vampire/demon series. This series has left me LOL through the whole thing and this book was no different. It's full of wit and snark that entertains. This series is very well written but the narrator really makes it great. Love her voice for the MC and she does great with the other characters as well. Can't wait for more. Very highly recommended.

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  • karla riendeau 💖
  • 28-07-2020

Christmas cheer!

What a fun read! Once again Robyn has me laughing out loud. I love this series, but of course you should begin at the beginning with Fashionably Dead. Well, on to the next for more hot entertainment!

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  • Michelle
  • 31-05-2020

Adorable!

This was a fun little story of a family Christmas I can relate to! Ha ha! The narration was excellent, with only a couple of words in one line that would not be easy to hear in a noisy environment. You'll still know what's going on, so don't let that stop you.

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  • cynda
  • 17-05-2020

funtastic

I just love this series. The Characters are hilarious. Looking forward to the next book.

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  • Terri
  • 11-03-2020

So funny

Had me laughing out loud from beginning to end! I love Samuel and his new pet!!

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  • 🌟MollyAnn🌟
  • 10-03-2020

X-mas hilarity

I laughed so hard at this book. a wonderful small addition to this series that is sure to make you pre yourself laughing. 100% reccomend

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  • Crystalshannon1
  • 23-09-2019

absolutely hilarious

I so love this series. It is funny as hell and well worth the credit.

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  • Tina Marie Barr
  • 21-06-2019

very funny book

sexy hot I really like the Characters definitely going to buy the Kindle books. l