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A Fashionably Dead Christmas
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Series: Hot Damned, Book 5
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!
It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.
Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.
Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.
Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.
I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.
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- BigDogs
- 05-09-2016
Ho Ho Ho
I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.
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- Stacie
- 08-09-2016
Great Book!!
It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!
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- Trudy
- 14-07-2021
Astrid’s family puts the dys in dysfunction!!!
In Astrid’s infinitely unwise attempt to give Sammy an amazing first Christmas she decides to invite the entire family over for the day. If you thought your family functions were dysfunctional you were wildly mistaken! When Hell & Heaven family collide all hell breaks loose! Luckily Sammy finds it all awesome and Astrid learns that imperfect is perfection! Laugh out loud funny is an understatement so jump on board the crazy train and enjoy the ride!
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- Jeff
- 18-08-2020
Love this series
This is my favorite vampire/demon series. This series has left me LOL through the whole thing and this book was no different. It's full of wit and snark that entertains. This series is very well written but the narrator really makes it great. Love her voice for the MC and she does great with the other characters as well. Can't wait for more. Very highly recommended.
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- karla riendeau 💖
- 28-07-2020
Christmas cheer!
What a fun read! Once again Robyn has me laughing out loud. I love this series, but of course you should begin at the beginning with Fashionably Dead. Well, on to the next for more hot entertainment!
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- Michelle
- 31-05-2020
Adorable!
This was a fun little story of a family Christmas I can relate to! Ha ha!
The narration was excellent, with only a couple of words in one line that would not be easy to hear in a noisy environment. You'll still know what's going on, so don't let that stop you.
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- Cyn or Peter
- 17-05-2020
funtastic
I just love this series. The Characters are hilarious. Looking forward to the next book.
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- Terri
- 11-03-2020
So funny
Had me laughing out loud from beginning to end! I love Samuel and his new pet!!
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- 🌟MollyAnn🌟
- 10-03-2020
X-mas hilarity
I laughed so hard at this book. a wonderful small addition to this series that is sure to make you pre yourself laughing. 100% reccomend
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- Crystalshannon1
- 23-09-2019
absolutely hilarious
I so love this series. It is funny as hell and well worth the credit.
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