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A Fashionably Dead Christmas

Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
Series: Hot Damned, Book 5
Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
3 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!

It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.

Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.

Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.

Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.

I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.

©2015 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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  • BigDogs
  • 05-09-2016

Ho Ho Ho

I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.

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  • Stacie
  • 08-09-2016

Great Book!!

It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!

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  • Tina Marie Barr
  • 21-06-2019

very funny book

sexy hot I really like the Characters definitely going to buy the Kindle books. l

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  • Shari S.
  • 02-03-2019

Funny!!!!

This was so laugh out loud! I have grown to really enjoy these characters. Thanks!

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  • Rosa M
  • 28-02-2019

Funny Quicky

I thoroughly enjoyed the classic family fubar holiday short. As always the laughs and love was expertly written

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  • Cyndi
  • 04-12-2018

Adorable

Adorable little Christmas story set in the world Robyn Peterman has created perfectly! Loved it!

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  • Sarah G
  • 20-09-2018

Eh.

I liked the first few books of the series but this one was a disappointment. This is the first one I listened to (read the others) and I must say I don’t like the voice actor. She really is not a good fit. As for the story, seems like the author decided to think of things that make no sense and run with them. Yes, I get that the main character supposed to be unique and have crazy things happen to her but this is a major flop. Luckily its short so it didn’t waste too much of my time. I plan on returning this one.

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  • Alexandria
  • 04-09-2018

A Christmas with Satan

Astrid is trying make Sammy's first Christmas perfect which, of course, means if anything could go wrong, it does. Astrid invites the entire family to Christmas which includes Mother Nature, the seven deadly sins, Satan, God, and others all in one place.

It's a quick and fun read.

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  • Sheila Green. near Nashville TN.
  • 29-08-2018

unimpressed

this book was not up to par Azhar others were . she is a funny writer whoever reading this is absolutely hilarious I love being lost in the story. With this one I didn't get lost in the story I didn't enjoy the book at all it's a good thing it was free but still my time is not free. I could have always close the book but I can't do that I am a person that has to finish it no matter how horrible it is LOL

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  • Heather
  • 07-03-2018

I love this series!

I love this author, I love this narrator, I love this series! I literally found myself busting out laughing multiple times.

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5☆ - I loved this book and it brought out true emotion in me (laughter, anger, a good cry, etc)
4☆ - I loved this book.
3☆ - I liked this book.
2☆ - I didn't really care for this book.
1☆ - I did not like this book at all and probably did not finish it.