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365 Funny Quotes: Daily Funny Quotes to Tickle Your Tense Belly and Make You Happier

Narrated by: Rich Brennan
Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
Categories: Comedy, Stand-Up & Live

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Publisher's Summary

A joke doesn’t have to be as long as a story. It doesn’t even have to be a paragraph. A quote itself is powerful enough to tickle you and brighten your day. As you progress in this audiobook, remember that we are born naked (literally and figuratively) and that we die naked, too. Our job as a human is to enjoy our limited being in a physical plane and to give and grow as much as we can.

If this is the first time you’re listening to my audiobook and everything seems so esoteric and confusing, fret not. Simply smile, enjoy yourself, and cheer up.

This quote audiobook is by far one of the most unique quote audiobooks I’ve ever created because of its innocent and fulfilling intention...to bring about more smiles to this world.

Before we begin, thank you and congratulations. This audiobook will be your companion to more smiles, laughter, and joy.

©2019 Xabier K. Fernao (P)2019 Xabier K. Fernao
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  • Martha Carroll
  • 17-07-2019

This book are extraordinary.

I am always energized by explanations and accumulate them.They connect with me to catch a point in my substance in a way that is both useful and empowering.Despite the way where that a bit of the announcements in this book are extraordinary. I totally taken pleasure in them in any case.You may have a close illicit relationship anyway I'm sure that yours will be exceptional in relationship with mine.

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  • Sarah Wallace
  • 17-07-2019

This an astounding little book.

This an astounding little book of positive statements. Extraordinary for a little day by day motivation. Would like to see more books this way. The book is awesome. Every one of the issues I don't comprehend are here. It likewise offers many Best Quotes Book, and more than I anticipated. Much appreciated!

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  • Leo Dunlap
  • 17-07-2019

Listening this book has positively changed my way.

Listening this book has positively changed my way of reasoning and living life free of negativity. If you are going through any storm I recommend you read this book and you will see how things will change in your favor.

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  • Kelly Gutierrez
  • 16-07-2019

I listen this book daily, and it has changed me.

I listen this book daily, and it has changed my life, I was such a negative person now I look for areas each day to be grateful and positive. You really have given me so much help. Thank you, I think we should all listen it at least once.

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  • Russell Rodriguz
  • 15-07-2019

Love this book.

I realized I would love this book as I have discovered each cooperation with the writer, Quite agreeable and positive. The vitality is lovely. Be that as it may, I am amazed how I wind up inclination so unequivocally about how others in my life may discover the book helpful, that I continue requesting all the more so I can give them away.

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  • Sidney Rice
  • 08-04-2019

A Great Collection of funny & Quotes

I'm one of those adults who still hasn't grown up yet. I love jokes! So many of the joke books out there are filled with terrible jokes that get more eye rolls than laughs. And many others rely on crude humor, which is not my thing. This book was a refreshing little gem with a bunch of good, clean, funny jokes that I can pick up now and then when I want a laugh. It's a small book but it packs a big punch.

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  • Millie Stevens
  • 08-04-2019

Something to life up your spirits

Everyone enjoys the funny and quotes written in Xabier. I like this book because it gives me a break from the mostly non-fiction books I listen. My husband and I go walking and many times I will listen to him from this book. It's very uplifting and you listen as little or as much as you want.

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  • Julie Kelley
  • 08-04-2019

Good to listen

Good to listen a few pages at bedtime. I listen aloud to my husband and we end the day on a laugh. I grew up with Xabier K. Fernao and still turn to the laugh parts . You can listen and re-listen this and their other books. They do not grow old. NOT a one time listen like many books.

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  • Carlton Watkins
  • 10-07-2019

These are really funny

These are really funny! A great collection. makes me want to put together a little routine for the next empty nesters get together.

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  • Mason L Porter
  • 13-04-2019

Easy to listen, smiles and it's free!

I have always enjoyed Xabier K. Fernao's Laugher Really is the Best Medicine section. So to be able to get a book devoted to these short humerous jokes was just what the doctor ordered. Unfortunately, it is so easy and quick to listen, I had to force myself to stop when I reached 20%, as I wanted to save some to listen at a later date.

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  • Jarrod Bliss
  • 16-07-2019

Amazing book. I like it.

Amazing book. I like it. I sat and listen to the whole book in one seating! Captivated with a portion of the data about ladies I knew and similarly as interested in the ladies highlighted who I never knew about. Every year I blessing my preferred book to every one of the ladies in my family. Exceedingly prescribe this book.

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  • Thomas Krantz
  • 16-07-2019

I listen to one every morning to start my day

The book is overflowing with inspiration from people like scholars, craftsmen, and even social activists. It is incredibly hard to pick a most adored explanation so I am for no situation going to endeavor. I listen to one every morning to start my day from work with some inspiration.

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  • Emil Gagne
  • 15-07-2019

I inclined such huge numbers of Funny things.

I inclined such huge numbers of Funny things from this book. I was really astonished by perceiving what number of significant recommendations assembled in such a short book. Creator worked superbly. I'll without a doubt prescribe this book to my loved ones. Glad tuning in!! I would suggest this book.

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  • Jason Layfield
  • 15-07-2019

Goodness, I completely cherished this book!

Goodness, I completely cherished this book! It is so loaded with valuable data. I am continually attempting to develop and better myself and this book unquestionably helped me with that objective. I felt invigorated, bolstered, cheerful, and energized as I tune in during each time in light of the fact that the creator has such huge numbers of constructive tips and devices on turning into an increasingly fruitful and giving individual.

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  • Jason Whitehurst
  • 16-07-2019

I cherished nearly every second in this book.

I cherished nearly every second in this book. Extraordinary guidance and significant life exercises can be gained from perusing this book. On the off chance that you listen to it, the book can and will change your reasoning. This is a brilliant book. I am as yet listening to it and can say it is motivational through precedents.

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  • Eugene Primeaux
  • 08-04-2019

The Perfect Book for a Pick-me-Up.

I love these 365 funny quotes book.Laughter is the Best Medicine. I gave this one to my 8-year old grandson and he drove us all crazy listening funny incidents to us. His mother threatened me if I would ever give him another one . These are great for a quick pick-up and you can listen them over and over again. Best listening ever.

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  • Richard Barr
  • 08-04-2019

I have always enjoyed listening it

I have always enjoyed listening Xabier K. Fernao and especially enjoyed the jokes in each issue. I have also purchased several books published by Xabier K. Fernao over the years so I know his books are of excellent.

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  • Dana Monti
  • 15-04-2019

A good variety of funny

A good variety of funny jokes and quotes - would highly recommend! I am looking forward to listening others in the quotes.

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  • David Stevenson
  • 13-04-2019

Great funny book

I've always enjoyed the Xabier K. Fernao and this brings the best of the funny jokes together. I loved every chapter. One of the best books I've laughed about in a long time!

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  • Millie Stevens
  • 13-04-2019

This is a book of funny

This is a book of funny quotes by Xabier K. Fernao. Mostly joke style. I sent this to a friend who is struggling with cancer treatments.

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