The First Course
Book One of The Omegas Series, a SuperHarem Adventure
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The First Course
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Narrated by:
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Bradley Ford
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Sierra Kline
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By:
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Ashus Evinco
About this listen
Charles Murphy's superpower is useless. He can turn into a churro.
In a world where one percent of the population has powers, he's quite below average; many would say he's completely useless. And they have. At length. For years.
Despite his deep-seated desire to be a hero, his ability isn't glamorous and can't be used to fight crime, so he and a small cadre of similarly useless supers are relegated to Omega Team and told explicitly that all they will ever need to do is sit there and look pretty.
And while waiting to be called up to the big leagues, they might as well get laid, right?
Dangerous secrets will send the Omegas on an adventure none of them could have anticipated.
Can they step up to the plate and become the heroes they were meant to be?
Warning: This book contains explicit content and ridiculous situations that are suitable only for adults. But not, like, adult-y adults. More like teenagers who have adult bodies. (It's lowbrow, is what I'm saying.) Listener discretion strongly advised. 18+ only.
©2019 Ashus Evinco (P)2020 Ashus EvincoWhen a group of natural born supers turn out to have utterly useless powers, what is the Super' s Guild meant to do with them? Relegate them to the ignoble Team Omega, drop them in their dorms to train and promptly forget about them. No heroics for these six young supers.
What is there to do for them other than work out, experiment with their powers and maybe... fool around? Unaware of the dark machinations both within the guild and without, our heroes must learn to get along, try anything to get stronger and perhaps help a sultry voiced AI assistant with problems of their own.
...but how much can you do if your only power is turning yourself into a Churro?
It should be noted that this story does include super hero tropes, explicit sex, descriptions of tasty pastries, awkward youth interactions, graphic violence, plumbing, tazers, gory explosions, cold Chinese food and bad language. If you're not up for a wild ride this story might not be for you.
A sexy superpowered romp filled with laughs!
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Ok, this was a recommendation and I have mixed feelings. The good thing about this story is the incredible range of fresh creative ideas—things I’ve never encountered and never would have thought of. The plot is very sex-heavy, but it also has a strong ‘save the world’ overarching storyline and some well-written action scenes. In fact, the book is well-written generally. The less attractive thing is the huge focus on sex and it is a very teenage male-centric view: all the women on the team keep throwing themselves at Charles (it’s a super-powered harem) and he’s god’s gift in the sack. There’s also an undercurrent of transphobia—Freud would have a field day. If you can look past those things, you’ll probably really enjoy the humour and creativity. It ends on a cliffhanger and it’s the only full-length book released so don’t expect to have the plot to be resolved any time soon. 🎧 The voice actors were truly excellent: Bradley Ford handles the male characters and most of the narration, while Sierra Kline portrays the female characters.
Lots of sex and creative ideas
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