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The Bidet Salesman

By: Kimmy Welsh
Narrated by: Talula Rouge
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My older landlord Mr. Davenport can sell ice to an Inuit, but he’s having trouble selling bidets to American households! I tell him I’ll listen to his sales pitch and help him out, but a claim of his has got me intrigued. It’s so naughty!

I’m wowed by the power of the bidet and even more impressed when Mr. Davenport makes good on his naughty promise of stuffing it in my tight, clean ass!

©2023 Kimmy Welsh (P)2023 Kimmy Welsh

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