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Kinky Secrets of Jezebel and the Beanstalk
- A Fairy Tale for Adults
- Narrated by: Lucy Malone
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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Publisher's Summary
It's not easy being a princess in a fairy tale...
Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny.
When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, increasingly kinky encounters, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy must endure more than any woman can handle to find the true meaning of "happy ending".
It's hot. It's funny. It's pretty filthy, in a fun, perverted way.
KINKY SECRETS OF JEZEBEL AND THE BEANSTALK
That's not all she climbs...
Kinky Secrets of Jezebel and the Beanstalk is an erotic novel filled with all sorts of non-vanilla sex and funny bits meant to take listeners to extremes.
This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh...just like you.
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