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Here Be Sexist Vampires

Deep in Your Veins Series, Book 1

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Here Be Sexist Vampires

By: Suzanne Wright
Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
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Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire's private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Svente vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like.

Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself. The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared's co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Svente female.

©2012 Suzanne Wright (P)2018 Tantor Fantasy Fiction Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance
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She’s strong in spirit and heart, don’t tell me what to do
He’s dominate, a leader, powerful, a user of women.
Them together, steamy power play
Story was good, I enjoyed the angst, humour, Her.

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I really enjoyed listening to this book, I don’t usually listen to books as I find it easy to loose interest when it is an audio book but the narrator kept me interested the whole way through. I love the story and find Sam to be a smart mouthed, crazy badass chick. I am looking forward to the next book being released on audio.

Intriguing

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love it , funny ,fun, action , sexy , nothing bad to say , narrator was fantastic

very good story line great listening

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Another sizzling series from the queen of heat omg Sam is the bomb and Jared woah this two makes me fan myself 🥵🥵 the action is so fast and the heat level 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶 scorching🌶🌶 Justine Eyre i am a huge fan thank you❤ P.J. Ochlan your voice is sexy, witty and versatile. you makes women drool haha thanks.

***HOT AS HELL***🥵

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Story was about the typical Mary Sue over powered in every way and the love interest was little more than a walking sex toy. Other than that the story was somewhere between good and ok.

The Narrators did an amazing job though, especially the English girl

Average story performed well

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Thank goodness Justine Eyre had the lion share of the reading, she's by far the better narrator. The story is honestly a nice bit of fluff but there's nothing terrible about it and it was a bit of fun. My biggest criticism background male characters, so often act like 13 year olds rather than grown men, and Suzanne completely forgetting about modern weapons of war. Not one gun gets a mention and I doubt that they don't exist in her little world.

Please no PJ

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The story, allowing for the fantastical, is well thought out with definite dual protagonist arcs and story arc. This is definitely a romance, so you can anticipate the HEA with joy throughout.

I loved the character development, even for some of the minor characters. The cockney accents, as well as some of the others (e.g. Australian), were not particularly good, but the narrator read so fluently otherwise that I, at least, "forgave" the failures.

I found the story to be so much fun that I simply enjoyed the ride, listened in just two sittings — I couldn't stop listening..

So much fun

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The voice actors switch depending on which chapter the characters POV is from. I found it odd that the voices were inconsistent and I tried to ignore it for the sake of the story.
I liked the story, though I felt it would have been more enjoyable to listen to if each voice actor kept to their character.

Two voice actors that don't interact.

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Sam the FMC is a strong yet caring lead, She is invited to tryout for the Legion and sparks fly instantly with Jared, who is asexist commander and heir.

Fun supernatural enemies to lovers

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and I have to say she's improved immensely. Phoenix and mercury pack books are outstanding. and thank God you found the ever brilliant Jill Redfield.
I like Justine Eyre but the male narrator....oh pleeease don't try the English accent .
I wasn't happy with him at all.
all in all great alphas, tidy story, witty writing and great descriptive storyline. but boy ms Wright you definitely get better,!
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I have read the authors books back to front

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