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The Miserable Mill
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #4
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
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I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.
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I’m the person who did it
- By Nikita on 30-08-2023
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The Miserable Mill
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #4
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 4
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 16-09-2004
- Language: English
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The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #1
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry, Full Cast
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.
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The sadness
- By Anonymous User on 06-04-2024
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The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #1
- Narrated by: Tim Curry, Full Cast
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 28-12-2003
- Language: English
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The Hostile Hospital
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #8
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
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This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.
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Awesome book
- By Anonymous User on 20-12-2022
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The Hostile Hospital
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #8
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 8
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 20-09-2004
- Language: English
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The Ersatz Elevator
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #6
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.
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Amazing
- By Anonymous User on 29-06-2023
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The Ersatz Elevator
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #6
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 6
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 17-09-2004
- Language: English
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The Austere Academy
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 5
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't.
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I love this book but the narrator ruins it
- By Anonymous User on 01-05-2021
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The Austere Academy
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 5
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 5
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 17-09-2004
- Language: English
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Livro 10 - O Escorregador de Gelo | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, Assim como apertos de mão, cães e cenouras cruas, muitas coisas são melhores quando não são escorregadias. Neste volume, receio que Violet, Klaus e Sunny Baudelaire enfrentam um amontoado de escorregadelas durante sua lamentável jornada pelas Montanhas de Mão-Morta. Seria melhor não mencionar os desagradabilíssimos detalhes da história - em especial uma mensagem secreta, um tobogã, uma armadilha, um enxame de mosquitos da neve, um vilão maquinador de planos maléficos, um bando de jovens organizados e o sobrevivente de um terrível incêndio. Para meu grande azar, ...
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Livro 06 - O Elevador Ersatz | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, Se você acaba de pegar este livro para ler, então não é tarde demais para colocá-lo de volta na estante. Como os livros anteriores dessas DESVENTURAS EM SÉRIE, não há nada para se encontrar nestas páginas a não ser desgraças, desespero e mal-estar, e você ainda está em tempo de escolher alguma outra coisa. Nos capítulos desta história, Violet, Klaus e Sunny Baudelaire encontram uma escadaria escura, um arenque vermelho, alguns amigos em situação desesperada, três iniciais misteriosas, um mentiroso com um plano sinistro, uma passagem secreta e refrigerante de ...
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Livro 08 - O Hospital Hostil | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, Antes de atirar no chão este livro horroroso e se afastar dele tanto quanto possível, talvez seja melhor entender por que você deve fazer isso. Este é o único livro que descreve até o último detalhe a miserável estadia das crianças no Hospital Heimlich - e isso faz dele um dos livros mais tenebrosos do mundo. Existem muitas coisas agradáveis de ler; este livro não contém nenhuma delas. Em suas páginas, há elementos lamentáveis, tais como um desconfiadíssimo dono de armazém, uma cirurgia desnecessária e fatal, um sistema de intercomunicadores, anestesia, balões ...
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Livro 07 - A Cidade Sinistra dos Corvos | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, Com certeza você pegou este livro por engano, portanto por favor ponha-o de lado. Ninguém em juízo perfeito leria intencionalmente um livro sobre a vida de Violet, Klaus e Sunny Baudelaire, pois cada momento tenebroso de sua permanência na cidade de C.S.C. foi registrado nestas páginas de modo fiel e assustador. Não consifo pensar em uma única razão por que alguém abriria um livro que contém assuntos tão desagradáveis como corvos migrantes, uma turba irada, uma manchete de jornal, a prisão de pessoas inocentes, a Cela de Luxo e alguns chapéus muito esquisitos. É ...
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Livro 09 - O Espetáculo Carnívoro | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, A palavra "carnívora", que aparece no título deste livro, significa "comedora de carne", e isso já é suficiente para você interromper a leitura desde já. Este volume carnívoro contém uma história tão perturbadora que irá revirar o seu estômago muito mais do que a mais desbalanceada das refeições. Para evitar causar desconforto a você, seria melhor eu não mencionar nenhum dos enervantes ingredientes desta história, especialmente um mapa confuso, uma pessoa ambidestra, uma multidão indócil, uma prancha de madeira e Chabo, o Bebê-Lobo. Infelizmente para mim, todo ...
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Livro 11 - A Gruta Gorgônea | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, A menos que você seja uma lesma, uma anêmona-do-mar ou um fungo, provavelmente prefere não ficar úmido. Também pode ser que prefira não ler este livro, em que os irmãos Baudelaire descem para as profundezas do desespero subaquático, onde encontram bastante umidade. Os horrores com que eles se deparam lá embaixo são tantos e tão horríveis - como uma busca desesperada por algo perdido, um monstro mecânico, cogumelos, uma perturbadora mensagem de um amigo desaparecido e uma apresentação de sapateado - que é impossível enumerar ou sequer mencionar. Como autor dedicado...
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Livro 13 - O Fim | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, Você provavelmente está olhando para a quarta capa deste livro, ou para o fim de O FIM. O fim de O FIM é o melhor lugar para se começar O FIM, porque, se você ler O FIM desde o começo do começo de O FIM até o fim do fim de O FIM, vai chegar ao fim do fim de suas esperanças. Este livro é o último de uma longa Série de Desventuras, e, ainda que tenha enfrentado corajosamente os doze volumes anteriores, você não irá aguentar tanta desgraça como uma tempestade bravia, uma bebida suspeita, um bando de ovelhas selvagens, uma gaiola de passarinho gigante e ornamentada, e ...
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Livro 12 - O Penúltimo Perigo | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, Se este é o primeiro livro que você encontrou enquanto procurava o próximo livro para ler, então a primeira coisa que precisa saber é que este livro próximo-ao-último é o que você deve pôr de lado primeiro. Infelizmente, este livro apresente a crônica próxima-à-última da vida dos órfãos Baudelaire, e é próxima-à-primeira em sua oferta de miséria, desespero e desprazeres. Provavelmente as coisas próximas-à-última a respeito das quais você gostaria de ler são um lançador de arpões, um salão de bronzeamento em uma cobertura, duas iniciais misteriosas, ...
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Livro 03 - O Lago das Sanguessugas | Desventuras em Série
- By: Lemony Snicket
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Caro Leitor, Se você ainda não leu nada sobre os órfãos Baudelaire, é preciso que antes mesmo de começar a primeira frase deste livro fique sabendo o seguinte: Violet, Klaus e Sunny são legais e superinteligentes, mas a vida deles, lamento dizer, está repleta de má sorte e infelicidade. Todas as histórias sobre essas três crianças são uma tristeza e uma verdadeira desgraça, e a que você tem nas mãos talvez seja a pior de todas. Se você não tem estômago para engolir uma história que inclui um furacão, uma invenção para sinalizar pedidos de socorro, sanguessugas famintas, ...
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The Vile Village
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #7
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
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Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program.
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Love the story buuuuut
- By Nikita on 22-09-2023
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The Vile Village
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #7
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 7
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 17-09-2004
- Language: English
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The Slippery Slope
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #10
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
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Like handshakes or housepets, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up, and down, a range of strange and distressing mountains.
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The Slippery Slope
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #10
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 10
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 17-09-2004
- Language: English
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The Wide Window
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #3
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
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If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.
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Where's Tim curry?
- By Megan on 23-07-2015
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The Wide Window
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #3
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 16-09-2004
- Language: English
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The Reptile Room
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky. In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odor.
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The Reptile Room
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 06-05-2014
- Language: English
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The Penultimate Peril
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #12
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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Regardless of how they pass their time while at a hotel, the three siblings will be sure to take in all the interesting sights and sounds, and write them down, just in case this episode turns out to be the darkest yet in a series of unfortunate events.
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The Penultimate Peril
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #12
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 12
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 12-10-2005
- Language: English
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The Carnivorous Carnival
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #9
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
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The word "carnivorous", which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating", and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.
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The Carnivorous Carnival
- By Amazon Customer on 26-04-2020
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The Carnivorous Carnival
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #9
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 9
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 17-09-2004
- Language: English
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