Tim is back. After suffering a series of defeats at the hands of his archenemy, Yorley, he has found a new and unique way to continue his quest for the absolute destruction of mankind. And specifically Yorley. What better way to defeat a woman than to take one over?
Follow along as our antihero, Tim, tracks down and obliterates his prey.
©2016 Mark Tufo (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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"THE ZOMBIE WHISPERER"
GET OUT OF HELL CARD
Here I go again, going against the crowd. I loved TIM 1 and Tim 2, just read my reviews. I was excited about this book. My mistake, might have been, listening to it all in one day. For the first 5 hours I was loving it. In my mind he should have wound it up earlier instead of repeating everything over and over. I lost count of how many times I was told that when you eat a human and than excrete him out, it smells worse than any other excrement. The first time someone's penis was ripped off or eaten that was funny, the third time, NOT SO MUCH. I love books that come from the perspective of the bad guy and I appreciate Tufo creating this series. TIMOTHY was great simply for the novelty of it. In TIM 2, Tufo came up with the virus and a fat squeamish character. In Tim 3, he goes into a woman's body and the virus gets smarter. These were great additions. If only he would have left it at that and left out all the long lectures and flash backs and the constant repeating of the same jokes.
Sean was great.
"I really enjoyed this story"
Tim is a unique character. He is right up there with iconic villains like Freddy, Jason and Michael. This is not for the squeamish. If you love horror this series is for. The narrator did a fine job. Mark did a great job with his take on the zombie genre.
"WELL THIS IS THE BEST TIM YET! DISGUSTING PIG! LOL"
Well love is not a word we use with Tim...but it was so entertaining..colorfully written, narrated to perfection and super funny!!!
Scarlet!! She was tough...and I like how she taunted Tim...her poor body and mind was brutalized by this insane clown d-bag...It was great, I have to laugh about it...this is one of those books you just can NOT take to seriously!
There were many..but how Tim kept molesting his poor host Scarlet....it was just crazy...oh and The bikers, and Tim getting his man parts back, just to lose them again...LOL WOW!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I PASS!!!! NO WAY...NEVER!!!! I WOULD END UP BEING THE DINNER!!!!
Out of all 3 Tim books this one is by far the best one....I knew what to expect going in, and it delivered 100%!!! Tim is in a woman's body now, which is hysterical to even fathom...his colorful and quite foul language and actions, and new host virus Manny,,,which is way more wicked than Hugh was, made this quite the listening adventure....You can not take this series seriously...its freaky, kinda frightening, and really gross...and I loved this installment...I think it is open for a 4th one...but this could be the end of Tim Tim too....I guess we will have to wait and see...but if you like this series, and have a strong stomach...and find foul language and extremely degrading and outright disgusting behavior from a clown funny, or can open your mind to it...I say go for it...this was a good one...plus it is narrated and written so well...The story flows at the perfect pace and even though I am shaking my head over here and thinking W T F MARK....I really did like it a lot!!!!!
must say that I enjoy this just like all of the other book it's a good combo mark and Sean make
"Absolutely loved it."
There is no doubt this was the best Tim yet. I can't really say there was anything at all I disliked. Gratuitous violence and my continuous feeling of nauseousness at some of the situations made for an awesome listening experience. The Tufo humor you get with all of marks books was excellent, I had a few people at work ask me if I was okay because I was laughing so hard with my ear buds in. For all the Tufo maniacs if you listen thoroughly you will find little things Mark put into the books for his chronic listens.
As for the narration you can never go wrong with Sean Runnette. Sean somehow always brings the writing to life. Overall I would say this was one of the best books I've listened to this year.
great book!! it was sadistic and twisted in all the ways we love Tim!! the narration as always was amazing as well.
Your books never let me down! Excited for the next book to come out, regardless of what series!
"Over the top."
A story that had what seamed like endless descriptions of shit, shitng, torture and perversion.
"Best Tim yet!"
And I thought that Tim 2 was the best! I also thought that it was the end. Clearly, you can't keep an evil zombie clown down!
Really great book the right amount of scary with gross factor Mark Tufo is either a genius or a psychotic who should be locked up for the safety of all mankind. You be the judge.
"Tim meets his match"
It's taken a lot for me to get through to the Tim books
Partly because I'm not a lover of headphones and it's not a book best played in public
Just when you think mark can't make you cringe any more Tim 3 pulls a sucker punch and gets you drawing air through your teeth but the new mix up of master, slave and b1/£h had me glued to this one.
think this is the best out of the 3
wow another amazing instalment to the Tim series!!!!!!! This story kept you on the edge of your seat from start to finish and the performance by Sean Runnette was as always fantastic and brought it all to life!!!
"Tim never ceases to amaze"
Brilliant writing as always from Mark Tufo ,narration perfect as always from Sean Runnette highly recommend.
"As always, fantastic!"
Sean Runnette is a legend ad Mark Tufo you have something very special and groundbreaking.
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