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Goddamned Freaky Monsters Audiobook

Goddamned Freaky Monsters: The Tome of Bill, Book 5

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Publisher's Summary

There are reasons we fear the night. Now he's trying to stop them.

Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.

Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a people thought long dead, and it's about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.

Bill's only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can - because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.

©2014 Rick Gualtieri (P)2014 Rick Gualtieri

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  • Cliff
    madison, MS, United States
    13/08/14
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    "Good, but mainly a transition story"

    This is the 5th book in the Tome of Bill series. Getting right to the point, if you liked the previous books in this series you will like this one as well. If you did not like the previous books then why the heck have you continued this far into the series?

    The story is interesting and the humor is good. There is a bit of character development but not too much which is good as this series is supposed to be light and I'd hate to lose the fun and humor as the series progresses. Some of the character actions don't make great sense, then again stupid actions are Bill's trademark.

    Really I would have given this book 4 stars except that the conclusion of the story is sort of weak and it really is more of a setup for later stories than a true stand alone novel. I hate stories that are left hanging. It's one thing to have a meta-plot but quite another to leave the reader feeling like the story was not adequately resolved.

    The narrarator is good. He does one of the best smart-alec voices I have heard. He doesn't have the greatest range but his ability to bring out the humor more than makes up for other shortcomings. The problem with this one is the audio quality wasn't as good as the previous books. You could definitely could hear different volume levels as they switched tracks which is annoying and makes you turn your mp3 player up and down a good bit

    Other than that this is another fun and enjoyable book in the series. I am looking forward to the next one, but definitely hope for a better ending to the next book..

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Jeremy R. Snyder
    Erie, PA USA
    22/03/16
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    "Bill continues to please"

    Bill the vampire remains a hero you reluctantly love. And you can rest assured his adventures continue to play out enticingly in this latest volume. This is more of the quirky, dorky, and desperately fun stuff we've seen all through the series. The action, plot, and supporting cast do not disappoint.

    Mister Fetherolf continues to be the absolutely perfect voice for Bill; and his skill with sarcastic dialogue always lends just the right edge. That said, I continue to wish someone would review his recordings for pronunciation. His mispronunciations are frequent and glaring enough to disrupt the flow of the story.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    15/11/16
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    "Tome of Bill"

    love this series of books. great listening. you won't be disappointed. the narrator is really good and easy to listen to

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    14/09/16
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    "awesome narration ."

    narrator great. not the best book in the series but good. I would recommend it

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Lottie Duff
    Tuscaloosa, AL United States
    30/07/16
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    "Loved it"

    Loved it. Downloading the next one Noe. I am hooked on all things "Bill the Vampire."

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Turner
    Hendersonville, TN, United States
    20/07/16
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    "Really fun read"

    This series is one of the funniest I've found. i love the fish-out-of-water angle these books take by putting a computer geek in the good guy vampire hero role. This could almost be a Peter Parker/ Spiderman story but much funnier.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • STEVEN
    Ohio
    20/06/16
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    "Keeps getting better"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Heck yeah, it's a fun and highly addictive series


    What does Christopher John Fetherolf bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    He's excellent, he IS bill the vampire, for me


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Pamela
    SPRING, TX, United States
    22/05/16
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    "Wow"

    Awesome im loving the series. Billy always has me laughing. Awesome cant wait for last one.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • michael
    new bern, NC, United States
    23/03/16
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    "Gualtieri does it again!"

    loved it. rick has raised the bar and amped up the drama in this volume. beloved old characters and interesting new ones keep the story moving and fresh.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Francisco Yap
    23/03/16
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    "building up. gang is back together."

    If you like urban fantasy with some geek humor and some rowdy comedy, this book series is for you. This installment for the tome of bill series is more of an set up for the next book. It's kind of like season 5 of a series you are following and you are just getting an update on where the gang is at this point. It might also benefit people to read the Sunset Strip spin off prior to starting this book to learn about where sally has been.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Bracore
    10/06/16
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    "Fantastic series"

    Fantastic series that gets better and better with each book (I'm listening to the audio versions) adult humour and innuendo mixed in with great characters and a great story ark.

    Add Rick to your read / listen list you won't be disappointed.

    The narrator does a first class job also.
    A+++++

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Helen Ingall
    England
    29/04/16
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    "the tomb of bill Book 5"

    more antics and fun with Bill and his friends excellent read and I must get book

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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