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Wood Nymph Seeks Centaur

By: Francesca Lia Block
Narrated by: Lisa Renee Pitts
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From best-selling author Francesca Lia Block, an imaginative new guide to dating based on the timeless wisdom of myth, folklore, and fairy tales.

Navigating the world of dating can be like wandering an enchanted forest, full of creatures with peculiar habits and baffling behavior. In Wood Nymph Seeks Centaur, Francesca Lia Block provides a guide to this often-treacherous terrain, classifying all those mystifying men and women into various types of mythical forest fauna - Fauns and Werewolves, Mermaids and Banshees.

After answering questions to determine your own type, you can learn to identify others. By learning about the various types’ favorite activities, likely professions, sexual preferences, and parenting styles, you’ll gain insight into compatible creatures. If you’re a Wood Nymph (like Block), you could get your heart broken by a fickle Satyr, but if you can track down the strong, soulful Centaurs of the forest, you just might be on the path to true love. Clever and insightful, Wood Nymph Seeks Centaur is an invaluable guide for any dating creature.
©2009 Francesa Lia Block (P)2012 Audible, Inc.
Classics Customs & Traditions Love, Dating & Attraction Comedy & Humour
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not what I thought this book would be

yeah clearly I didnt read the blurb or what ever because this is a dating guide. but they are trying to categorise people as mythological beings.
would return it if I could for my credit back

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