Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.
With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.
©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
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This was one of the funniest books I have ever listened to. Claire was so funny and Gavin was also Claire and Carter had a one night stand when she was in college and got pregnant Carter spend 5 years trying to remember the girl who smelt like chocolate. I loved listening to this book and can't wait to listen to the rest of this series.
"bring 'em on - fun loved it!"
I read this and shared it with some friends but listening to it was even better. I loved the narrateor = she was very spot on with just giving it to us and that's what I like best about this book. - it's really surprising and just gives you a lot of stuff you don't expect that makes you laugh and feel good.
she added a lot of life to the comedy
"One of the best I've heard"
This book was great. Laughed from start to finish. This is definitely one to listen to again.
Good rauncy fun
Loved the narrator. She added just the right tone of wryness to the characters and was very believable.
"Engaging and fun read for gym workout."
Story was interesting, fun and light. Another great read for time on the elliptical. Only complaint is the almost constant blasphemy when there are less distracting ways to express emphasis, surprise, excitement....Don't call heaven unless you really need to.
"OMG I CAN'T BREATH!"
Laugh out loud till you can no longer breath and have tears running down your face funny! The most hilarious book I have ever read!
Warnings: This book contains a lot of profanity, rude remarks, sexual undertones, sex toys, chocolate, violence, drinking, and drugs.
This book is not for those who lack a sense of humor or those who are uptight!
Now that is out of the way. Let me tell you to GRAB this book now if you are the types of person who can handle all the warnings. You will not regret this book at all. You will laugh like you have never laughed before. I imagine that everyone can relate to this book in one of the many LOL moments, rather it be things you may have thought or things you may have wanted to say to someone but was too nice to say them.
The characters are loveable but are no holds bars with their way of speech. I think these characters could even make sailors blush. (Cruse like a sailor) remember those words because sailors aint got nothing on this group!
This book starts of with Claire who is a virgin, one night at a college party she meets a guy and decides its time to pop her cherry. From there the laughs begin. I do not want to go into to much of the story so I will stop there. The story is written to where you know what they are thinking inside of their heads ( you know those thoughts you say to yourself but never dare say out loud since its no PC) yeah!!! Then you have those random thoughts that you think so loud that they pop out your mouth and every one's jaws hit the floor! LMAO!!!!
This book is all kinds of crazy ass fun! A laugh a minute that one can not ever regret. If you love comedy and/or America's funniest videos, I highly suggest you pick up this book.
"So frikkin' funny n' great narration!"
Romy is da bomb! She was sooooo on it with all the different characters and funny situations - very believable and usually I'm sort of turned off by a lot of audible narrators cause they sound like they're on pbs or something but I just really liked how real romy made everything and I really related to the characters.
"Hot & Sweet"
This story is hilarious! It had me laughing all the time. Love a author with a sense of humor, definitely worth the credit :)
I recommended to a friend who loved this book as much as I love it! It was an accidental find on a boring evening Audible search and I'm so glad! I enjoyed every word!
I completely relate to the main character, Claire! Her humorous outlook on parenthood, friendship, relationships and life in general is so familiar. I can see myself spending time with this group of friends and I had a great time getting to know all of the characters.
Claire and I are kindred spirits, but Gavin was probably my fave. Romy did an amazing job bringing the characters and the story to life!
Drew and his t-shirts were a lot of fun and I looked forward to his daily wardrobe selections. Jenny and her misuse of the English language was a good time!
I am so glad I stumbled upon this series and I will definitely listen again!
"So so funny !!"
I loved all of it!
She had a gift in delivering the story in a comical cadence.
Yes - I laughed through the whole thing!
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