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Hell's Super Audiobook

Hell's Super: Circles in Hell, Book One

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Publisher's Summary

"If you like Christopher Moore or Tom Holt, read Hell's Super.... Hilarious!"

How can one damned handyman keep all of hell running when everything's always breaking, devils and demons plot against him...and he's terrible at fixing things?

Steve is hell's super, its handyman. Being Mr. Fixit to the underworld keeps him and his assistant, Orson Welles (yes, that Orson Welles), pretty busy, since things go on the blink all the time down there. No malfunction has ever created so much inconvenience, though, as the malfunction of hell's escalator, which leads from the pearly gates to the depths of Hades. What's worse: The breakdown appears to be sabotage.

Satan calls in Steve to investigate. But Steve is distracted these days. He's in love with Flo, a gorgeous, almost saintly figure who has come to hell by choice to ease the suffering of the damned. What's more, she seems to like him, but romance in hell? That could never be. Still, solving the mystery of the escalator could earn him some points with Satan, maybe even a chance with Flo. Or maybe not.

Hell's Super is the first volume in the satire/fantasy comedy series Circles in Hell. It has been compared to other works of "hell fiction" including The Screwtape Letters and Good Omens and to the paranormal humor of Tom Holt, Christopher Moore, and Douglas Adams.

©2013 Mark E. Cain (P)2015 Mark E. Cain

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    Aly D 24/03/2016
    Aly D 24/03/2016
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    "Great concept...long pitch"

    Quite enjoyable. Recommended and has a few good ironic laughs. a bit slower leading into the middle but ties up well. will be interesting to see if book 2 can carry it off again.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Dom
    27/01/16
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    "Not bad for a first"

    The story was pretty decent, if a bit predictable. Fun listen.

    The narrator is decent, but not great. He can't do any non-American accent to save his life, and it gets pretty painful to listen to. On top of that, his pronunciation of certain thing (Cerberus as "kurb-er-us", for example) are just jarring.

    Not bad, not the greatest. Would listen to more if more comes and the narrator takes voice acting lessons

    8 of 8 people found this review helpful
  • Alex
    14/01/16
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    "What would your hell be?"

    I was grabbed by the description which seemed to promise a funny story of misadventures in hell. The book delivered that and more. It is also a story of someone trying to hold onto his humanity while enduring damnation. Despite being doomed to a job in hell for which he is ill-suited (thus fulfilling the promise of eternal damnation through eternal disappointment, irritation, and emotional suffering); Steve Minion still takes his job description seriously and tries to fix what he can. He does this despite knowing it will just break again. This results in a funny story with a view about how hell hell could be personalized based on individual personalities to maximize each persons suffering.

    There are some fun cameos in the book with historical characters such as Nikola Tesla, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford. etc making appearances in hell. This was a neat aspect of the book because there are some people you would think should have gone to the other place. While you never get to know exactly why some of those people ended up disqualified for heaven (Louis Braille how’d you end up in there?), it is interesting to see the author’s imagining of what those people’s personal hells could be.

    Good narration for a comedic novel is essential to getting the full effect of the author’s humour. Here I think the narrator succeeded in getting the timing and tone right for the story. It was worth listening to the book (as opposed to reading it) since it comes across as though Steve himself is telling you of his misadventures in hell. There were however accents that I was not feeling (which made me want to drop it to 3 stars) but credit to the narrator for putting in the effort to do accents. Thankfully, the worst offending accent turned out to be part of the plot (which I’m going to assume means the narrator read the work in full prior to starting the production - thus restoring the narration to 4 stars).

    Overall: the story is a nice mix of subtle puns, ironic character mixes, and funny situations. Combined with the narration, it is an entertaining listen.

    This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast.

    13 of 14 people found this review helpful
  • Kathleen
    Folsom, CA, United States
    10/06/16
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    "NOT a Pratchett alternative"

    Hyperextended hipster nerd humor is American cheese to Pratchett's country Stilton.

    Yes, we all read the oatmeal; Edison < Tesla... Got it.

    How many times does the author make the same "bat out of hell gag?" I dunno, I got to 3 before I decided I was over this book.

    Pair that with being read to by a narrator who sounds like he got his start in the Applebee's Digital Training circle. I cannot listen to his horrible WASPy attempt at a "gay accent" without feeling like I should go donate to GLAAD in penance.

    Can't really say this whole book sucked because I dumped it at 1/5 in.

    7 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • ANGIE
    Tennessee, United States
    18/07/16
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    "I only made it to 3 hours"
    Any additional comments?

    Unfortunately, I only made it to exactly 3 hours before I quit. I tried, I really did. But I can sum up the first 3 hours in a few sentences.
    Steve is the superintendent to Hell.
    Satan's escalator is broken.
    There's a ton of name dropping, all famous dead people.......the ONLY characters mentioned, famous dead people.
    That completely sums up the entire first 3 hours. I can't go any further.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
  • Terri
    27/01/16
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    "Snark Rules in Hell"

    Hell's Super had me hooked from opening through epilogue with the entertaining story line and characters, both human and demonic.

    Steve Minion and his assistant Orson Welles are hell's only repairmen and when the only way into hell breaks, the hilarity begins. Along the way you get to meet up with famous personalities and discover what hell might be to them.

    One of my favorite characters is BOOH (Bat Out Of Hell). The antics he is involved in had me in snickers and wishing I could borrow him.

    Mark Cain has written a well thought out, intelligent comedy that is great fun to read with lots of surprises.

    Michael Gilboe is a master at the voices and inflections. You can really feel each character's feelings through his vocalizations.

    This audiobook was provided by the author/narrator/publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast.

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • ron
    mars, Pa
    20/04/17
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    "love it."

    Great book series. being Hells super has its ups and downs. then to become Hell's porn star with Florence Nightingale

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    10/04/17
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    "good book"

    loved it. irreverent and funny. highly recommended for any satire and humor fans. will be reading next book in series.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    4/01/17
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    "Not Enough Substance"

    Not enough substance to characters. Very little happens and I kept waiting for a big reveal. The light satire was almost enough to carry the book...almost.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Cory
    EUREKA, CA, United States
    29/12/16
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    "Auditory Abuse"

    This guy's accents are an auditory train wreck. Each time you hear that a new accent is coming, whether they name drop someone famous or the book describes the scene with someone from outside the US I end up waiting with a sick anticipation thinking "can it really be as bad as I expect?" and every time it is... He honestly sounds the way I imagine someone would if they had only ever heard an accent described but not spoken.
    The editors and sound mixers also fell asleep on the job. It sounds like the bat is screaming into my ears at 80 decibels every time he enters a scene.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Jim S
    23/11/16
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    "Humor Most Bleak"

    It is ultimately kind of hard to find humor in a story where essentially all is for naught, where anything goes, and anything can happen without any rhyme or reason. The story is built around the thinnest of premises. And, historical figures find themselves in Hell without neither them nor the audience understanding why. This seems like a cheap ploy to bolster a thin narrative to me. To me, the most endearing aspect of this novel was the relationship between the protagonist and the giant gargoyle that flies him around Hell. Strange story that might amuse some readers....

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • K. J. Noyes
    Derbyshire, UK
    21/01/16
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    "Hell's looking at you, kid..."
    Where does Hell's Super rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I have listened to hundreds in the last decade. This is well read and enjoyable (see comments below).


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Hell's Super?

    I liked all the scenes with Flo really, and how that plot line developed. The moments with Steve and the Devil (and the Devil appearing in different characters) was also very memorable.


    Which character – as performed by Michael Gilboe – was your favourite?

    Steve - the most rounded out I would say, though the Devil is pretty funny in all his guises and moods.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I listened to it a lot when jogging, when commuting, and it lightened my journeys. I can't say I laughed out loud, but I would guess I had a wry smile on my face.


    Any additional comments?

    4.5 stars

    I loved Good Omens, I Lucifer, the film Dogma - I love books that play with superstition and entrenched mythologies and imagine the everyday-ness of their world.

    This was refreshingly everyday as well - a fairly normal bloke is in Hell, for eternity. Not quite sure why (seems like a lot of fairly decent folk didn't make it upstairs), but Steve's role in the afterlife is to be Superintendent to the Underworld, and no - he's NOT good at fixing things. That's the point.

    It starts by showing us Steve's everyday life down in Hell, how hellish everything is, then it turns into a bit of an Agatha Christie/Philip Marlowe mystery/detective story, as the Devil sends his minion out on a mission to find out why the Stairs (and escalator) between the two afterlifes is broken.

    There is romance as Steve nurses a crush for the distinctly heavenly Flo (formerly a Crimean nurse with a lamp...) and is aided (or not) by his desperate-to-be-a-bigshot-again assistant Orson Welles.

    It's not overtly laugh-out-loud, it's dry humour, lighter than I was expecting, with memorable characters, and fortunately a well-written lead in Steve, the everyman schmo living a normal after-life and trying to get through the day (Monday, every day).

    Not one for those offended by humourous portrayals of Gods and devils, but I found it a very amusing audiobook (and well read by the narrator) with some funny ideas about Hell that kept me entertained.

    I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Juuso
    3/10/16
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    "Enjoyable"

    I really liked this book. There was no major happenings and the twist was little too obvious. But it kept me smiling and got even a few laughs from me.

    Readers performance was good. I have to give little minus for the vampire bats scream. I think it's meant to be irritating but it was little too irritating for me.

    This book was just right kind to listen at night right before I fell asleep, but the damn scream kept waking me up.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • elly gausden
    London, United Kingdom
    1/08/16
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    "It's okay"

    It's a good idea and there's some mildly funny bits, but it's a bit dull overall. There's not a whole lot of plot, probably a short story's worth, but padded out with a lot of world building. And the main character isn't all that much fun. Yes his damnation is to be in a dull job for eternity, but I'm not sure I want to feel that when I read it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Keith Higginson
    6/11/16
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    "If your ever stranded on a desert island..."

    Go and count the grains of sand it will be more amusing!
    Sorry for the scathing review. It might just be that I am just not intelligent enough to appreciate the humour, but I doubt it.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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