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Go the F--k to Sleep
- Narrated by: Thandie Newton
- Length: 4 mins
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Go the F--k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant*.
*You should probably not read this to your children.
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- Anonymous User
- 15-03-2024
The hilarious and constant use of the f word
The person that the story was about always being told to go the f word to sleep
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