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Go the F--k to Sleep
- Narrated by: Samuel L. Jackson
- Length: 6 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep.
Go the F--k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s profane, affectionate, and radically honest verses perfectly capture the familiar - and unspoken - tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, he opens up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F--k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. Due to its explicit language, you probably should not play it for your children.
"I was anxious to do the audio read of this book because my agent has twins and he gave me the book and I read it and I fell out laughing. And I remember all those times when I did read to my daughter when she was that age and everybody tells you that reading stories will put kids to sleep, but it never works. It didn’t in my house. Actually if I picked her up and made up a story it worked a lot better. But I did say ‘Go the F--k to Sleep’ to her a lot, and I think at some point she would look at me when I would come into her room, and she would look at me and say ‘Go the F--k to Sleep, Daddy!’. And I would say ‘Yeah, go the f--k to sleep'." - Samuel L Jackson
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- john smith
- 10-09-2019
realistic and funny
Finally a realistic kids bed time story.
funny and to the point.
My kids were not offended and asked me to play it again.
oh and the. kid's went to sleep with no nonsense.
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- TheSolidMidget
- 08-03-2019
Short and straight to the point.
Truly a bedtime story that should be told every night to restless children that won't go the fuck to sleep.
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- Anonymous User
- 17-08-2019
I'm gonna go to sleep now
loved it found my new favorite book, Samuel L Jackson was made to read this book
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- Michelle
- 28-05-2016
Classic
Great book and even better narration but I think every parent probably thinks their version reading the book sounds most genuine:p
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- Debbie
- 02-01-2015
Straight to the piont!
I don't think that I am a bad parent, but maybe not a good one either. I too have heard myself say this even though I have tried to keep it together. I feel so much better hearing it from another parent. It was very funny and I actually enjoyed this book/audio as it is every tired parents nightmare when you just want to sit and relax.......and well you know you just can't as your little one just won't go to sleep. Well put Adam Mansbach and excellently read by Samuel L Jackson. Fantastic.
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- Laura Jenkins
- 30-04-2022
love it
so this is a "calm down NOW" notification in our house.............. even calms my autistic son.
Even works on mummy!!!!!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-10-2019
Truly Beautiful
This book is life-changing. It's the most perfect piece of media i have consumed. You will not regret going on this fantastic journey
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- Laura
- 14-02-2021
Beautifully written and read.
The narration is priceless and so are the words being read, 5 out of 5!
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- Brysointer
- 06-01-2024
Sam L Jackson stellar performance.
Sam L Jackson keeps you entertained from start to finish with this lovely short story.
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- izzie
- 06-02-2019
very relatable.
My partner & i loved it, very relatable, I enjoyed the narration by Samuel L Jackson.
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