In Toast on Toast - part memoir, part "how to act" manual - Steven Toast draws on his vast and varied experiences, providing the reader with an invaluable insight into his journey from school plays to RADA and from "It's a Right Royal Knockout" to the Colony Club.
Along the way he reveals the secrets of his success. He discloses how to brush up on and expand your technical and vocal skills, how to nail a professional voiceover, and how to deal with difficult work experience staff in a recording studio. He also reveals the dangers of typecasting, describes the often ruthless struggle for 'top billing', and shares many awesome nuggets of advice.
The end result is a book that will inspire and educate anyone who wants to tread the floorboards. It will also inform (and entertain) anybody who simply wants to discover what a jobbing actor's life is actually like.
©2015 Matt Berry and Arthur Mathews (P)2015 Canongate Books Ltd
Yes, definitely! I tried to read the print edition, but it falls flat without the voice of Matt Berry as Steven Toast. He could even make the phone book sound funny!
I had to listen to this book twice in a row, as I laughed so much the first time round, I missed a lot of the jokes. If you enjoy the TV show 'Toast of London' you will love this audiobook.
"Fans of TOAST OF LONDON will love it"
The incomparable Matt Berry reads as Steven Toast and it is just as hysterical as the television show.
"Matt Berry is a joy to listen to"
a superb narration delivered in character. quite humerus. Enthusiastically recommended. is deserving of repeat listenings.
"Helpless with laughter!"
Matt Berry as the irrepressible actor Steven Toast brings his shockingly candid and "autobiography" to life. Berry's performance is brilliantly sustained and hysterically funny. Toast is a wondrous creation. This audiobook is s must for all fans of the CH4 TV series. For large parts of the book I was literally helpless with laughter. I had to switch it off while driving for fear of crashing. Whilst listening with headphones on the train I got funny looks from fellow passengers as tears of laughter rolled down my face. Yes, it really was that funny! I loved it!
"The second best moustache in showbusiness."
Advice and anecdotes from mediocre actor and self-proclaimed 'star of stage and screen' Steven Toast. Toast himself brings this ghostwritten tripe to life with his thankfully unique vocal style.
He's no Ray Purchase, is he?
"He really knows his Acting onions"
Absolutely. It's essential listening for the unemployed actor and or the full time employee stuck on a zero hours contract. It made my spirit sore and my sides soar....no hold on
All of them....Fancy Alexander sounds robust....and Rebecca Banana sounds hot also
Buy this and listen to it.
"My desire for Steven Toast is like a rocket"
There is nobody better than the accomplished Steven Toast to take you through the nuanced life of an actor. We will never get a richer account of the world through the eyes of a great man like this again. I laughed and I smiled, mainly because I wanted to impress a lady on the train platform. But I also wept tears of joy. Matt Berry is the funniest man alive today. Keep making comedy Matt!
"laugh out loud funny"
Very funny ...best laugh in ages ...more please Mr toast..matt berry has wonderful voice hurray
"Pearls of wisdom"
I loved this audiobook! Occasionally when listening to audiobooks I find some of the readers overact a touch, giving somewhat overripe characterisation. Perhaps they should take a note from Toast's guide for aspiring actors.
This is a glorious story and fans of the cult TV show will not be disappointed as he regales the listener with his thoughts on his agent, Jane and the other folks he has crossed paths with in his 50 year long career.
Toast, of course!
Listening to this book is the best possible way of enjoying this story. The misplaced emphasises in words, the actorly voice and the relish with which he drops the f bomb all make for a terrific listen.
I wanted this one to last as long as possible
Steven Toast, the actor's actor, relates tales from his long and not altogether illustrious carrier. Peppered with advice for fellow thesps and some critical insight into the acting profession of his own this is a great listen. Now, Mrs Purchase, where did you put those pickled onions?
"Can you hear me Steven?"
I havent read the print edition but I would imagine it loses some of the authenticity of the text that the Audio version holds
very little. He's that sort of man
That silky voice, those rolled letters, that velvetty voice like warm butter.....on Toast
It's pretty short but boundlessly fascinating so yeah, probably
yes I can hear you Clem Fandango
"Bizarre, engaging and intelligent"
Loved it. I found the TV show original and hugely entertaining. The book is more of the same.
"Prescribe this on the NHS!"
What a tonic! Regularly listen for cheer and frequently embarrass self giggling on bus whilst doing so. Superb.
"Well done, just how I like it"
I loved the TV, and this doesn't disappoint, Matt Berry's crazed, egomaniac is hot stuff, very funny. I always want more.
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