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Scarlett Says Audiobook

Scarlett Says

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Publisher's Summary

The girl who makes you giggle on Gogglebox.

'I don't go on red carpets. If a photographer ever shouted out, "Who are you wearing?" I'd be like, 'Me mam's top, me mate Sarah's jeans and some shoes from the TopShop sale.'"

Meet Scarlett. You might recognise her as one of the funniest women on television from her appearances on the hit Channel Four show Gogglebox.

Now, in Scarlett Says, Scarlett Moffat turns her attention to life, the universe and everything in an audiobook that will be utterly unlike any other celebrity autobiography you hear.

Find out why thigh gaps can get stuffed, why Tinder photos won't make good stories for the grandkids, why tooth fairies are creepy little bastards and much, much more, all in the hilarious, down-to-earth voice that we've come to know and love. You'll never look at things in the same way again.

©2016 Scarlett Moffatt (P)2016 Audible, Ltd

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  • Binky Bowles-Balls
    St Brelade, Jersey
    22/04/16
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    "I've Gone Completely Scarlett!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I'd recommend this book without hesitation. It's really very good.
    I can see it will appeal to many age groups and different backgrounds.
    Don't really want to ruin the book for others by spoilers.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Scarlett obviously, but her family and friends sound like decent people too.


    What about Scarlett Moffatt’s performance did you like?

    Scarlett reading the book made it perfect. It's sweet, funny, honest, and full of quite surprising facts. I find Scarlett utterly charming, very sensible and really grounded.
    She also reads very well, really clear pronounciation.


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Who is 'Shiny Tights'? Scarlett knows...


    Any additional comments?

    Definitely worth a read, I wouldn't have bothered reviewing it otherwise.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • TT
    UK
    4/05/16
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    "Funny but mixed messages"
    If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Scarlett Says is a funny book at times, being around the same age as her I can relate to a lot of what she says.


    What was most disappointing about Scarlett Moffatt’s story?

    There are so many mixed messages. Scarlett says that women should 'be themselves' and not care what others think but then shares her own thoughts on needing to spend hours getting ready. Some of her views you will disagree with and the way the book is written isn't very professional compared to other titles I have enjoyed on Audible. The book lacks polish in my opinion, it reads as you are listening to someone read out their Facebook page.


    What about Scarlett Moffatt’s performance did you like?

    Scarlett's vocal performance is nice to listen to, especially expressions used to act out scenes.


    You didn’t love this book--but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    I wouldn't recommend this book. Her opinion is shared as fact and I disagreed with a lot of them.


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Mr. B. Peacock
    27/04/16
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    "very funny"

    a great listen and has some genuine laugh out loud moments. a great insight into the head of a ne girl.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Teenie25
    10/06/16
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    "Loved it"

    Scarlett you are so funny & not afraid to speak your mind. Loved your book. Hope you are writing a sequel.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    22/05/16
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    "Proper good read"

    Scarlett is warm and incredibly funny, and has an enchanting reading voice. 10/10 would listen again.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Gill
    28/11/16
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    "Hilarious and so true to life"
    What made the experience of listening to Scarlett Says the most enjoyable?

    Scarlett's way with words is unique, she is so funny. All she says is true for the way her age group act. She is also very wise in some things. If she doesn't like something or someone she is not afraid to say so and why. I would love more books like this.


    What other book might you compare Scarlett Says to, and why?

    I haven't read any yet that match this.


    What does Scarlett Moffatt bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

    I don't think this book would have worked as well if someone else had read it. As Scarlett is one of a kind. It was her story.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I would have loved to have been able to read it in one sitting unfortunately I wasn't able to.


    Any additional comments?

    I read when I am walking. I am sure people thought I was quite mad, as I was going round with a stupid grin stuck on my face and even laughed out loud on a few occasions. If you want a good laugh this is the book. More please Scarlett.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mrs W, Cumbria
    15/11/16
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    "Funny as hell"

    Laughed my head off all the way through. OMG i could relate to everything Scarlett talked about. This book has got to be one of my all time favs. Great it was read by Scarlett herself.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • susan punter
    14/09/16
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    "I did struggled with this one !!!"

    wasn't to my taste of read really unfortunately. nice girl though nice voice to listen too ..

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Vincent
    31/07/16
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    "Brilliantly Honest and Totally relatable"

    loved this book and Scarlett's performance is a testament to the honesty of the tales within.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • LV O'Connell
    29/06/16
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    "Made me smile an awful lot but..."

    I love watching Scarlett on gogglebox which is why I bought the audio book over the written one. I enjoyed it but I must say she sounded awfully flat when reading it out. I would've liked it read out with even just a little bit of the character she has and I think I would've laughed a lot more rather than being just mildly amused by what she said.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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