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Paddle Your Own Canoe Audiobook

Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

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Publisher's Summary

Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book.

Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman - who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking - he runs his own woodshop - Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman's childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois - "I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield" - to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees.

A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even handcraft (and paddle) their own canoes.

©2013 Nick Offerman (P)2013 Penguin

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    Johnpocalypse 28/07/2015
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    "Bacon"

    Bacon is mentioned several times. This pleases me.
    Additional positive references: woodworking, cunnilingus, moustache, to wit.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Lisa 28/04/2015
    Lisa 28/04/2015
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    "Didn't want it to end!"

    Listening to Nick Offerman read his book aloud was like having him sitting in my car with me telling stories for my ears and edification alone. I'll miss his company! Gee he made me laugh, and also reflect on the things that mean something in life.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Evan 01/01/2017
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    "Love it"

    Gets a bit preachy about religion but is pretty kickass anyway. Yeah thats about it, now where to obtain a spokeshave.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Rach... 07/09/2016
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    "A great book and very interesting to listen to"

    interesting. talks a lot about getting high and the theatre as well as life advice

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Nicole Howard 11/06/2016
    Nicole Howard 11/06/2016 Member Since 2016
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    "A Fun Few Hours"

    There was quite a lot of thanking people and name dropping, but it was funny and delicious anyway. Offerman has a wonderful voice and occasionally breaks into giggles mid sentence which is adorable.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    phoebe 20/04/2016
    phoebe 20/04/2016 Member Since 2015
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    "Good fun"

    Another opportunity to enjoy Offerman's unique voice and unique take on life. Lots of laughs.

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    Mark 23/05/2015
    Mark 23/05/2015
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    "The perfect antidote to modern living"

    Nick Offerman is a somewhat humorous pile of flesh and bone. Not only that, he is thoughtful and has many truth nuggets to fling. This book is not only inspiring but also very funny, whilst simultaneously feeling like sitting down to a scotch or two with a good friend. I am inspired to go out and build a canoe, or at least go for a nice walk. Please and thank you Nick.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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  • Kyle
    Hattiesburg, Ms, United States
    3/01/14
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    "Like bacon for your ears"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Paddle Your Own Canoe to be better than the print version?

    Yes, I read through half of the printed edition until I found out the author read the audio version. Without hesitation I downloaded this book and let ten hours fly by as I listened to this gentle, bear-like man recite prose that made my chest hair grow


    What does Nick Offerman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Is this a question? Have you heard him talk? His man giggle? Phenomenal stuff, really.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed much, but more importantly I could feel my twenty-something-year-old inner yuppie child quiver before a new mountain man like giant of self reliance and well roundedness


    Any additional comments?

    You'll love it more than Ron Swanson. I read this book going in with the idea that it'd be more of a book on life from the humorous outlook of Ron Swanson ( A character played by Offerman on Parks and Rec.) Instead, I was delightfully surprised to hear Nick's recounts of growing up with larger than life parental figures, his often humor infused humility, and his down to earth life lessons. I Will listen to it again.

    34 of 36 people found this review helpful
  • OpenMindedNotCredulous
    California, USA
    17/11/13
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    "On the need to acknowledge the role luck plays"

    I don't think I've ever laughed so much listening to a book. Admittedly I'm in the ideal demographic for this book: a middle age male who enjoys living life with gusto, eating and drinking heartily, and working with wood. Still, I suspect that anyone who enjoys the TV show "Parks and Recreation" will enjoy this book. This is essentially an autobiography but with a lot of wit, wry humor and frequent acknowledgement that he's been lucky. It leaves no doubt that Nick is someone you'd be happy to call a friend.

    Warning: If you're a fundamentalist christian you're likely to be offended by his observations regarding religion in the early part of the book. But if you're an atheist or at least religiously liberal you'll enjoy those parts as much as everything else he has to say.

    41 of 46 people found this review helpful
  • Jeremy
    St Joseph, IL
    6/04/15
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    "Great listen"

    Very enjoyable insight into Nick Offerman's rise to stardom. Narrated by the author it was as hilarious as it was insightful.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Joshua Kring
    Harriman, TN
    30/03/15
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    "No, it's not hilarious..."
    Any additional comments?

    It's a really good book, but it's not hilarious. It's amusing, it's entertaining, it's motivating, but it's not laugh out loud funny. I liked this book. I liked it a lot. I love Ron Swanson, and I found it very interesting to see where Ron Swanson ends and Nick Offerman begins. I don't agree with all of Offerman's views, but it's damn close. He's a cool guy. He's lived a cool life. He's not a bad writer. I recommend this.

    End review!

    11 of 13 people found this review helpful
  • Douglas
    7/04/15
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    "Putting this on repeat"

    Best book ever. Restarting and listening again. I dont think I've laughed so hard in my life. Very glad Nick read the book himself.

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Eric Murphy
    Vancouver, Wa
    3/11/13
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    "Entertaining listen"

    I listened to this in one sitting. I couldn't stop. Partly because Nick Offerman has a hypnotic voice, and partly because I was simply curious about what he had to say. He is a fascinating man that legitamately loves his life.

    I reccomend it highly. It seems many people wanted a book written by Ron Swanson, but I prefer this. There is a depth of charm and wisdom that wouldn't be there had this book been on meat and scotch.

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Claudia H
    Philadelphia, PA
    21/07/15
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    "A Man's Man"

    I am a huge fan of Nick Offerman and the character of Ron Swanson, whom I consider the love of my life. As mentioned in other reviews, there are times when the book comes off as a bit preachy, there were times when I was agitated by this and didn’t really want to listen. That doesn’t come until much later in the book. What saved this book, and makes it far superior to the print version, is getting the chance to hear him sing; this is an experience I would have missed out on had I just read the book. It’s a good listen if you can ignore the preaching parts.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Devin Rogers
    26/08/15
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    "Scotch in one hand and a thesaurus in the other."

    As big of an Offerman fan that I am, I struggled through this one. The writing was 'festoon with multifarious verdicts and befuddling patios'. It came across as forced and trying.

    The flow and structure was all over the place. Jumping forward and backward in time without a coherent arch, and done so without much reason or purpose.

    Lastly, while it did draw out a few chuckles, I would not be remotely tempted to place this in the humorous section.

    I did enjoy the overall behind the scenes look at Nick's journey from high school theater to Parks and Recreation. Though the journey could have been a lot smoother.

    Nick's dictation was pleasant when not being awkwardly forced over the needlessly antiquated prose.

    Overall, it is a difficult audio book to recommend and I would steer clear of the written format as I fear it would be doubly difficult to finish.

    10 of 13 people found this review helpful
  • William A. Moskal Jr.
    Arlington, VA USA
    3/03/14
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    "It's Nick Offerman, yo."
    Where does Paddle Your Own Canoe rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This was a fine audiobook. Not as funny or touching as Tina Fey's Bossypants, but nice company while I was working around the house.


    What does Nick Offerman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    It was a pleasure to hear the author tell his own tales - it definitely adds atmosphere to hear it in his own voice, like sitting at a bar listening to stories of his youth.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Nick Offerman is not Ron Swanson.


    Any additional comments?

    The book includes stories of Offerman's childhood on a farm in Illinois which were sweet and charming to hear. He also talks about his time in drama school and early days on stage, as well as moving to LA.

    Offerman is primarily an actor who performs works written by others, so his book isn't as polished or tight as one written by someone who is primarily a writer. I'm not sure, for example, why a chapter about his thoughts on religion and politics was included. It wasn't very groundbreaking or particularly insightful, nor was it what I was wanting. This book is only tangentially "a guide to delicious living." It's mostly "a guide to how Nick Offerman has spent his delicious life."

    Offerman seems to have a positive and grateful outlook on life, which colors all of the memories and anecdotes he shares and makes listening to the book a good experience. When I started listening, Offerman and his Parks and Recreation character, Ron Swanson, was linked firmly in my mind, but by the end I heard him as an artist who is currently on TV.

    7 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • DoxFamily
    1/05/15
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    "The dude really doesn't like Christians. "

    Just a heads up. About 1/3 of the book feels like he bashes on people who don't believe like him. Other than that, a decent a read.

    26 of 36 people found this review helpful
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  • Leo
    17/02/15
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    "He is better than his father ."

    Listen to the book. You will find out what that means, why it's true, and why this is possibly the best autobiography on audible. And his awesome voice doesn't hurt either .

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Harlow Essex England
    13/07/14
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    "Nick Offerman isn't Ron Swanson"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Paddle Your Own Canoe to be better than the print version?

    I do not own the printed book, but it appears there is an abundance of visual matierial included within.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Autobiographies read by the author, have those little flourishes that they experienced at the time. Hearing Nick giggle as he repeated events from his past, if it's good enough for the author to laugh at it's fine in my book.


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    The whole section on belief, in relation to others. The fact people will always confuse a character for an actor and having differing opinions is an almost constant


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    NOT RON SWANSON, the story of woodworker turned actor.


    Any additional comments?

    I highly recommend this to anyone who has enjoyed Nick Offerman's acting.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • David Pontoppidan
    Copenhagen, Denmark
    10/06/17
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    "Trivial ramblings and most of all plain dull"

    While Nick Offerman offers humour, wit, and insight in his role as Ron Swanson, his book displays little else than trivial ramblings and a desire to seem like an outcast, in spite of being mainstream all the way. I was thoroughly disappointed of the man who so expertly was able to play someone interesting.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • vainsteinmartin
    5/06/17
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    "Exquisite"

    Enjoyed every single word. Narrated by Nick unique voice, big bonus if they are any.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • vigroovian
    12/04/17
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    "As delicious as it says on the tin."

    As a fan of Offerman's "Ron Swanson" (if you aren't... we have nothing left to discuss) and being of such a volition as to enjoy the outdoors, the feel of hefting an axe to split wood and spending time in the great outdoors (by foot, bike tyre or canoe) I was excited by the prospect of this audiobook but had no idea really what to expect ...

    Thoroughly engaging, insightful, thought provoking, entertaining and hilarious, "Paddle your own canoe" is, well, pretty damned delicious. Like an early morning bacon sandwich on a cold day, Offerman's delivery is rich and the perfect antidote to the hussle and bustle of everyday life.

    More a selective autobiography and perhaps also tip giver for life / work / working in the arts, I found it thoroughly enjoyable and would recommend to anyone who needs a little focus or just wants to relax and hear someone talk positively and seemingly honestly about the good stuff in life.

    Top notch. Enjoy.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • D. Ham
    UK
    26/02/17
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    "Truly enlightening and down to earth"

    Fantastic book. his voice is so easy and welcoming to listen to. Interesting life and very humble. People need to realise he is his own man, he only plays Ron Swanson

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • LMac
    8/02/17
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    "Excellent"

    offerman is a true comedy legend and all round swell guy. very well read also.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Tony
    3/01/17
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    "Splendid"

    Loved this from start to finish. Nick's narrating is a joy and really adds worth.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Steven M
    Glasgow
    4/12/16
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    "Fantastic!"

    Nick Offerman has made me look at things differently in life. I love this man

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Matt Stagg
    17/11/16
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    "Philosophical and funny"

    A mix of autobiography and philosophy written and narrated by a minor deity.... Entertaining and interesting

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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