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  • By: Shane Dawson
  • Narrated by: Shane Dawson
  • Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (292 ratings)

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I Hate Myselfie

By: Shane Dawson
Narrated by: Shane Dawson
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Publisher's Summary

The audiobook that more than 12 million YouTube subscribers have been waiting for! Shane Dawson's memoir features 20 original essays - uncensored yet surprisingly sweet.

Shane Dawson has always been an open book. From his first YouTube vlog back in 2008 to his feature film debut Not Cool to a cover story in Variety magazine, Shane has documented his life pre-tty thoroughly. We've seen awkward and adorable Q&As with his mom, weight-loss center drama, love life details, and the all-important haircut reveal. We've seen his hilarious spoofs of Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, and Sarah Palin. His music videos are awesome.

But in his upcoming memoir, fans will finally get a chance to see the real Shane through personal stories that are at once humorous and heartwarming, self-deprecating and totally inspiring. Highlighting key moments of his childhood and adolescence, through his phenomenal success on YouTube, and continuing on to his more recent experiences as an actor and director, Shane's memoir will feature the silliness and satire his fans already enjoy, but it will be even more in depth, more real, and more portable.

©2015 Shane Dawson TV, Inc. All rights reserved. (P)2015 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.

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The best audiobook I've ever heard!

So far the best audiobook I've ever heard, BUT I might be biased because I watch Shane (and Ryland and Morgan and Garett) on Youtube on the daily.

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Shane Fricken Dawson!

I wasn't really going to get this, but Shane read it so OF COURSE I did! This was great to listen to, my 'head voice' didn't do the book justice. I laughed and cried just reading the book, but actually listening made that full body laughs and full body sobs. It was certainly an experience, something that I get to do again, amd again, and again.
I am so proud, and so happy for Shane, it makes me all weird inside.
I can't wait for his next book!

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Watched shane for 15 years and only just listen to this!

Shane, how far you've come within yourself!
Hearing your "Moms" voice sent me back, been a minute (ofcorse ;))
Used "Grower" before "Grower" is now a thing 🤣
Only just started using this app, was a great addition to hear it in your voice.
Have loved watching you through the time, the different versions of you grow, for you to now be true you and happy, and become a twin father!
Can hear the difference in your voice 😊

Make another 😄

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bad book, bad guy

i got and listened to it before I disliked the guy, it did not help his case.

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Disgusting filthy man

Shane Dawson is a truly disgusting person who is a top manipulator of others for his advantage. now he's purchased two baby boys - couldn't adopt because he and Ryland wouldn't pass the psych tests - it terrifies me for those children. this book clearly sets out the carefully planned persona of an evil man.

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I’ve given you a 1 because I can’t choose zero stars

For some reason I can’t delete this book out of my library and I listened to it as a joke. I couldn’t get past chapter one, and it’s the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever heard.

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good.

This was a great book for a laugh! I have been watching Shane for years and I find his voice soothing in a way. I love that he's just like us, a human with struggles. It was a great collection of stories of his life and I laughed at least 5 times in each story. Its a shame the second story isn't on audible! 3/5 just because it was too short hahaha I never wanted it to end.

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Eat It!!!

The honest and brutal tales of life growing up as a fat kid. Love, loss, confusion and too much Splenda. Relatability like only Shane could write.

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Lovin it

I love the book so much bc it is relateable love it and I suggest it

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Thoroughly enjoyed everything about this book

Listening to this book felt like hanging out with a friend. I was excited to listen to it each day, reminiscing over old high school stories. It was raw and real and absolutely hilarious.

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