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This is Not a Drill
- Narrated by: Paul Carter
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
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Publisher's Summary
This is the next fast, furious and very funny book from Paul Carter, the author of the bestselling Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse.
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- Dale
- 11-12-2016
Brilliant
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