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The Monster MASH
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The day I was drafted into the army of the gods, all I knew about being a MASH surgeon was what I’d learned from Hawkeye Pierce and Hot Lips Houlihan. Now here I am, Dr. Petra Robichaud, in the middle of an immortal war, assigned to a MASH camp with a nosy sphinx, a vegetarian werewolf, and an uptight vampire who really needs to get a life.
At least they’re all too busy with their own dramas to discover my secret: I can see the dead. It’s a forbidden gift, one that can get me killed, so I haven’t told a soul.
Until the arrestingly intense Galen arrives on my operating table, half-dead and totally to die for. When his spirit tries to slip out of his fatally wounded body, I impulsively slip it back in. Call it a rash resurrection. One I’ll live to regret.
Now Commander Galen of Delphi knows my secret, and he’s convinced I’m part of an ancient prophecy - one that can end the war for good. But taking a chance could cost me everything. And it would be easier to convince him to leave me alone, except now the prophecies are starting to come true....
“Sexy, sassy, and sinfully funny!” (Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times best seller)
Warning: This novel contains a hefty dose of danger, drama, practical jokes, pet swamp lizards, brooding demigods, adventure, romance, and heart - in a MASH camp where everybody knows your business.
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- dragonlover_11
- 12-10-2021
Recommend.
Such a great listen, well read and emoted. I had quite a few lol moments.
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- MadHatter
- 04-06-2021
A good blend to be interesting
There was plot, humour, a rushed and somewhat sappy romance, a little action and great narration. - sounds like a winner to me.
I usually dislike books about Greek and Roman gods, as they are mostly cruel and selfish a**h***s. And... in this book they still are. What I do like is (possible spoiler alert) that although the prophecy is about the heroine (obviously), there is a twist in its’ execution to make it different to the average novel of this style. The character were varied and interesting, with none being overly annoying.
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- Starry eyed
- 23-10-2021
Monsters
I loved the humorous slant given to a type of book that is usually so serious. Boy meets girl. Girl is reluctant to fall in love and then they must save the world. well done
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- Mary Bernadette Cato
- 18-08-2021
Disappointing
The premise of this seemed ok! But really it was disappointing.
I really like Hollis but could not stand the narration in this book, I gave it a fair chance and listened to the whole thing! I really did, there goes my credit!
I had the next two in my wish list but will not be purchasing.
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